Dog Shit.

Dog Shit.

It’s funny how “dog people” leave behind poop.

Sure we have all got caught without a bag.

Sure sometimes my dog shits soft serve.

What other excuse is there?

“Oh me? I’m a dog person.”

“I love my dog.”

What about my fucking dog!

Walking your dog in Los Angeles is like playing minesweeper.

You do understand that your dog’s shit could kill my dog right?

If you let your dog bomb the streets,

and you neglect to clean up after them,

you might as well be Hitler or Goebbels.

You could kill an entire street of dogs.

We are not perfect,

we can afford a mistake here and there.

But just remember,

leaving a log,

could kill a dog.