Dear Neighbor.

Dear Neighbor.

I couldn’t sleep last night.

The noise was seemingly coming from your apartment.

I hope you had a good holiday,

but please try to remember that others live here.

Thank you.

Your Neighbor.

Dear Neighbor,

I hope you find what you are looking for,

I truly do.

For disruptive sleep is often annoying.

Unfortunately,

the noise you speak of could not have been this apartment.

We go to sleep by nine-thirty,

to awaken by four.

Unless of course you are referring to my snoring,

then I will try cotton balls.

It seems, although, that you are still on the hunt.

Happy hunting,

Your Neighbor!